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Kowalski tries to analyze your favourite verse
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unless he can deal with hordes of reality warpers all getting thrown at him at once, he;s deader than my GPA
unless he can deal with hordes of reality warpers all getting thrown at him at once, he;s deader than my GPA
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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and the Cthulhu Mythos.
Kowalski I am so sorry.
Kowalski I am so sorry.
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My #1 verse is Stellaris
So ummm
I don't think he can analyze stuff that passively mindhaxes him
So ummm
I don't think he can analyze stuff that passively mindhaxes him
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Jojo. Kowalski gets "anal"ysed.
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"Kowalski, analysis."
"I-I'm sorry sir but I can't solo Mortal Kombat by myself even with prep!"
"I-I'm sorry sir but I can't solo Mortal Kombat by myself even with prep!"
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Kowalsky his "Low 2-C weapon" is suicide:
Basically, he made a time travel machine, however, in his universe, when the same person from different points in time meets himself, it will cause a rift/vortex that will eventually destroy the whole universe.
This is very out of character to do by Kowalsky, especially because he knows what the outcome would be, it would be suicide because he would die too, the event happens over time, and the universal-destruction vortex can be closed by throwing the time machine inside of it.
I keep questioning if it even counts as "Low 2-C with prep time" at this point.
Basically, he made a time travel machine, however, in his universe, when the same person from different points in time meets himself, it will cause a rift/vortex that will eventually destroy the whole universe.
This is very out of character to do by Kowalsky, especially because he knows what the outcome would be, it would be suicide because he would die too, the event happens over time, and the universal-destruction vortex can be closed by throwing the time machine inside of it.
I keep questioning if it even counts as "Low 2-C with prep time" at this point.
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I mean, Thunder McQueen is allowed to happen.
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Regular Show: I think he does fine, at least until he meets Anti-Pops
South Park: Kowalski slaps Cartman, causing Cartman to run home crying to his mommy
Grand Theft Auto: He gets shot to death by some random street thug. Literally his best bet is if he ends up in Bullworth (which is easily the safest place in the GTA universe)
Ed, Edd and Eddy: Ed drops a house on him
South Park: Kowalski slaps Cartman, causing Cartman to run home crying to his mommy
Grand Theft Auto: He gets shot to death by some random street thug. Literally his best bet is if he ends up in Bullworth (which is easily the safest place in the GTA universe)
Ed, Edd and Eddy: Ed drops a house on him
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StarCraft: Zerg. That is all.
Divinity: Kowalski gets a week to learn how screwed he is before getting completely murdered by basically anyone. If a Source Master gets involved he is just beyond screwed.
RuneScape: Kowalski starts grinding skill and only to realize it takes thousands of hours to max and get mauled by WG or some random god.
Divinity: Kowalski gets a week to learn how screwed he is before getting completely murdered by basically anyone. If a Source Master gets involved he is just beyond screwed.
RuneScape: Kowalski starts grinding skill and only to realize it takes thousands of hours to max and get mauled by WG or some random god.
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Spongebob Squarepants (Universe): I doubt he has a way to get past everyone's insane regen
Mario Bros: As harmless as this verse looks, he doesn't last very long
Kirby (Universe): See above
Rick & Morty: Kowalski vs Rick would be interesting. Theres no doubt that Kowalski would kick Rick's ass in an unarmed fight though
Cthulhu Mythos: He doesn't last a second
Mario Bros: As harmless as this verse looks, he doesn't last very long
Kirby (Universe): See above
Rick & Morty: Kowalski vs Rick would be interesting. Theres no doubt that Kowalski would kick Rick's ass in an unarmed fight though
Cthulhu Mythos: He doesn't last a second
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Masadaverse:
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
(A 3 way to die by 3 colors)
.Kowalski: (Blitzed by accident)
2.Kowalski: (BFR him and team to outside the throne)
3.Reinhard: -Gaze- -Kowalski now become Reinhard new pet-
-Skipper: .......
PMMM:
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
-Kowalski: -Analyze-
Cue Parade of Witch Theme here
-Kowalski: -Mndhaxed and commit suicide-
-Skipper: ......
Blazblue
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
-Kowalski -Tries to Analyze-
-Time loop happen, trolled by Hazama/Yuki Terumi, captured by Relius, time loop, repeat until judgement day-
Senran Kagura
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
-Kowalski: Analyze complete, from what i got they are unbeatable because look at them! They are too lewd to defeated!!!
-Skipper: dafuq
Umineko
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
Beatrice just laughing from afar-
Kowalski: -dead-
Skipper: -dead too-
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
(A 3 way to die by 3 colors)
.Kowalski: (Blitzed by accident)
2.Kowalski: (BFR him and team to outside the throne)
3.Reinhard: -Gaze- -Kowalski now become Reinhard new pet-
-Skipper: .......
PMMM:
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
-Kowalski: -Analyze-
Cue Parade of Witch Theme here
-Kowalski: -Mndhaxed and commit suicide-
-Skipper: ......
Blazblue
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
-Kowalski -Tries to Analyze-
-Time loop happen, trolled by Hazama/Yuki Terumi, captured by Relius, time loop, repeat until judgement day-
Senran Kagura
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
-Kowalski: Analyze complete, from what i got they are unbeatable because look at them! They are too lewd to defeated!!!
-Skipper: dafuq
Umineko
-Skipper: Kowalski, analyze!
Beatrice just laughing from afar-
Kowalski: -dead-
Skipper: -dead too-
Wokistan
Bioluminescent African American Working At The CIA
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The suffix lysis means "breaking down, loosening, decomposition (of the prefix)", so by that logic, what's going on with this analysis?
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My Hero Academia: Lol no
Cthulhu Mythos: Bigger lol no
Dragon Ball: No doubt he could kick Mr. Satan's ass, but definitely not the higher tiers
One-Punch Ma: Saitama gives Kowalski a brofist, which causes Kowalski to explode
The Loud House: Maybe
Cthulhu Mythos: Bigger lol no
Dragon Ball: No doubt he could kick Mr. Satan's ass, but definitely not the higher tiers
One-Punch Ma: Saitama gives Kowalski a brofist, which causes Kowalski to explode
The Loud House: Maybe
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I mean
Kowalski could probably analyze a lot of MHA, Dragon Ball, OPM, etc. He just doesn't solo.
MHA is questionably depending on what he gets his hands on. OPM and Dragon Ball are just straight up no.
Kowalski could probably analyze a lot of MHA, Dragon Ball, OPM, etc. He just doesn't solo.
MHA is questionably depending on what he gets his hands on. OPM and Dragon Ball are just straight up no.
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Hitchhikers has 5-D prep stuff ironically enough
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It's from a 5-D statement of the improbability drive
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Kirby (Universe)
Kowalski: The people here seem to be ruled by a fellow pengui.
Skipper: Should we make contact?
Kowalski: Rico tried. But that hammer. There was nothing left.
Kowalski: The people here seem to be ruled by a fellow pengui.
Skipper: Should we make contact?
Kowalski: Rico tried. But that hammer. There was nothing left.
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Donald uses Stopza GGKLOL506 said:
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That dumb pun only gets worse the more people use itWokistan said:
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MS Paint Adventures and SCP Foundatio
R.I.P Kowalski died fighting Lord English and The Scarlet King
R.I.P Kowalski died fighting Lord English and The Scarlet King
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Danganronpa: They're all dead, flawless victory for Kowalski. He would probably have the most trouble with the Monobeasts, which strangely... aren't on this wiki. He'd have some fun taking apart Monokuma and K1-B0.
Metroid: If he can reverse-engineer Samus' gadgets, he's got a good shot. Otherwise, totally screwed.
MS Paint Adventures: Kowalski is no longer with us.
Neon Genesis Evangelio: Kowalski needs to be able to secure the Lance of Longinus, and make sure he can get an Evangelion unit or a similar mecha with a strong-enough AT Field. Otherwise, he's screwed.
Quake: He has a good shot. If we're going off of what we have on the wiki, he stomps, because he only has two guys to get rid of.
Metroid: If he can reverse-engineer Samus' gadgets, he's got a good shot. Otherwise, totally screwed.
MS Paint Adventures: Kowalski is no longer with us.
Neon Genesis Evangelio: Kowalski needs to be able to secure the Lance of Longinus, and make sure he can get an Evangelion unit or a similar mecha with a strong-enough AT Field. Otherwise, he's screwed.
Quake: He has a good shot. If we're going off of what we have on the wiki, he stomps, because he only has two guys to get rid of.
