HOLD THE ******* PHONE

[The_Impress]

I have literally been working my ass off on the wiki for years by this point, and never have I felt more insulted than now.

I've made hundreds of pages, I've made sitewide revisions, I've done so much for the wiki...

...and you didn't even invite me in the big staff conspiracy.

I am LITERALLY on the server, guys, you only had to say "hey Zark wanna join our conspiracy to downgrade a singular verse created by a single person, excluding major staff like DDM and DRB who were protesting them ofc, all with the dreaded FACTS and LOGIC."

I am heartbroken, I truly am. This is disgusting exclusion, clearly racist, sexist and LGBTQphobic, and I can't wait for another disgruntled wanker with a failed wiki to make a video about this.

 

[SamanPatou]

Based

 

[Arceus0x]

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I have literally been working my ass off on the wiki for years by this point, and never have I felt more insulted than ever.

I've made hundreds of pages, I've made sitewide revisions, I've done so much for the wiki...

...and you didn't even invite me in the big staff conspiracy.

I am LITERALLY on the server, guys, you only had to say "hey Zark wanna join our conspiracy to downgrade a singular by a single person, excluding major staff like DDM and DRB who were protesting them ofc, all with the dreaded FACTS and LOGIC."

I am heartbroken, I truly am. This is disgusting exclusion, clearly racist, sexist and LGBTQphobic, and I can't wait for another disgruntled wanker with a failed wiki to make a video about this.

I don't thiink they allow girls. I wasn't invited either. I never was.

 

[Andytrenom]

I agree. And I wasn't invited either, so not only is it racist, sexist and lgbtqphobic; it's also cisist and heteroist

For shame

 

[Armorchompy]

It's alright, you can join in the next verse we're planning to downplay to 10-A, the staff hivemind hasn't decided what it'll be biased against yet but we'd love to have you!

But yeah we hate women. And men! NB people are on thin ice.

 

[AKM sama]

It's all Mav's fault for leaving 95% of the staff team out of the big conspiracy.

 

[The_Impress]

@Maverick_Zero_X YOU ************

 

[Crabwhale]

Truly sad.

 

[DragonLord]

This Thread is Low 2-C

 

[Tago238]

Don't worry, just have basic scepticism and ask the most obvious possible questions; in return the committee will recognise your allegiance to their sinister cause and induct you into the VBW illuminati.

 

[Armorchompy]

This Thread is Low 2-C

Zark Joins The Conspiracy Gang?!

 

[The_Impress]

Moving up in the world, boys and girl

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Mario caps at 9-B.

 

[Shmooply]

I don't thiink they allow girls. I wasn't invited either. I never was.

Hello.
I am unsure how many of the site's members are aware of it, but me and a lot of other people are part of a group that is planning to reveal the secrets of the psy-op that the admins are planning. Why did I mention this? Because, shortly after you've made this post, one of the admins part of the conspiracy decided to make a reaction video to it that has been uploaded to both Discord and Youtube. While the Youtube version was deleted, we've managed to get our hands on the Dickchord link. However, other members of my group feel that it wouldn't be wise to share the link with me, so instead they sent me a text file that describes the entire video in detail. Here is the disturbing content...

Spoiler: The video...

<The low quality video begins with some white text in presumably the Calibri font (Unsure why are they using this font, perhaps a hidden message?) floating infront of a blue background. The white text reads "RE: Amelia Lonelyfarts"

<Cuts to footage of a man sitting infront of an obvious green screen. The green screen displays multiple "moe" anime girls in bikinis seemingly preparing to hug someone. The individual in the footage does not match the identity of the current staff, scholars believe it's a new staff member the bureaucrats have yet to announce. What we do know is that he appears to be an adult male, though this is debatable due to how his voice sounds like he has a runny nose 24/7>

"Hey guys! BIG ADMEME (Admin? Scholars assumed that he meant to say admin, but it's now widely agreed that he meant to say admeme judging by the name of his Youtube channel and the fact he wears a mask that has "BIG ADMEME MAN" written on it.> MAN here. Today, I will be responding to this forum post made by Ame... Amelia Lonelyhearts? More like AMELIFARTS!"

<Audio is abruptly cut by a loud and disorienting noise. Scholars weighed in and some agree that the sound is supposed to be him laughing judging by the movements he makes in the footage, and that he was being so loud his cheap microphone couldn't pick up the decibels.>

"Y'wanna know what she said? She said that she wasn't invited to our group because she's a woman. And... that's right! We don't let FEMALES inside, wanna know why? Because girls have COOTIES!! And none of us fine gentlemen want to contract it!"

"Well, there's your answer. I guess you should've tried not being born a woman! Better luck next time... CHUM!"

<Audio cuts off again, sharing very notable similarities to the previous audio glitch. Although this time it's more obvious because of the fact he grips his chest and stares at the ceiling.>

"BIG ADMEME MAN out. Peace!"

<The mysterious man does a form of salute with two of his fingers. However, experts have weighed in and said it's a possible symbol members of the conspiracy use.>

<Video suddenly ends.>

To make sure the bots made by the staff don't find this message and immediately delete it, we've found a weird glitch in the system where posting this simple thing will make the bot ignore the message and search for controversial messages in other threads. Use this when you wish to talk about the conspiracy out in public.

看門人！清理！

 

[The_Impress]

Huh I got a notification and there was no message, weird

 

[Bobsican]

For a moment I thought this was serious, and talking about a certain Mario server that has several suspicious acts.

 

[Tllmbrg]

Can none satff join the cosnpiracy?

 

[Arceus0x]

how tf do you have a war over whether or not mario can destroy a star or a universe?
can't people see the ridiculousness of their own actions?

 

[Bobsican]

Ever heard of manchilds? lel

 

[AwkguyDB]

The horror!!!!! Who would of thought a community about “BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU THO?!!!” Could be Racist, Sexist and LBGTQXylophonbic+

 

[DragonLord]

For a moment I thought this was serious, and talking about a certain Mario server that has several suspicious acts.

These “several suspicious acts” are Low 2-C

 

[Arceus0x]

oh boy here we go

 

[Armorchompy]

suspicious

 

[Starsprite53]

Sus

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

Somehow, I do not think this thread is appropriate. Fun and Games or not, it's best not to provoke offsite users.

 

[The_Impress]

clearly 1987

 

[Starsprite53]

Kirby ******* solos

 

[AKM sama]

He's right though. Shitposting and fun aside, we have a policy that we will not talk shit about other communities or people here even if they make themselves look like a joke. We should be better than them.