Goblin Slayer vs Jimmy Hopkins

[VersusJunkie54]

I've just started watching Goblin Slayer (And I really like it) So I wanted to make a match.

Speed is equalized.

Random encounter on a farm.

Both in character.

No prior knowledge.

Victory via any means.

Who wins and why?

Jimmy:0

Goblin Slayer"0

Inconclusive:0

 

[VersusJunkie54]

bump

 

[VersusJunkie54]

bump

 

[QrowBarr]

Hmm... How good is GS's portal creation?

 

[VersusJunkie54]

He uses it as a weapon via making a portal to the bottom of the Ocean.

 

[QrowBarr]

So he sends his opponents to the ocean? Does he make it underneath them?

 

[VersusJunkie54]

He uses it to create a high pressure jet of water with 15 megajoules of power.

 

[Jasonsith]

GS by hydro pump

 

[DMUA]

He doesn't use it immediately because it's a rare object best saved for tough opponents

 

[Jasonsith]

Currently GS AP W/O hydro pump = GS dura = 3.500e6 Joules

Jimmy AP = Jimmy dura = 4.184e6 Joules

GS has a slight AP and durability disadvantage against Jimmy on paper, but while both GS and Jimmy are about as strategic in combat, GS' emotional issue is less combat relevant while Jimmy's let him being tricked. GS would have more times to hit Jimmy than Jimmy to hit GS.

Or GS could still (or should DMUA say, he eventually would need to) use a 1.5e7 joule hydro pump to finish Jimmy off should he find the opponent too tough to defeat.

 

[QrowBarr]

Jim is 7.820e6 Joules, actually.

 

[DMUA]

Not to mention, Goblin Slayer is a bit backscaled APwise. He could only really kill a Champion via enstragulation, and taking said Megajoule hit ended up killing him moments later.

 

[KLOL506]

Jimmy gets one hit, and it's over for Gobbo. Jimmy is well over 2x Gobbo's AP.

 

[Drite77]

I thought that you need to be at least 5X stronger to KO in one hit

 

[KLOL506]

Gobbo died from that 3.5 megajoule hit and had to be revived. So he downscales to that feat quite a bit.

 

[Drite77]

huh, so Jimmy really need to land only one hit

 

[DMUA]

He didn't die instantly. Just after a few minutes of bleeding from the attack.

Though, yeah, Jimmy punching him in the face would call this fight.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

He passwed out on hit. The screams of his to-be-raped comnpanions and ptsd of his sister is what made him still fight.

That ain't happening here, obviously, and I doubt he's even survive it at all.


The scroll still should be deadly, since the Ogre views champions as a complete joke, and still got cut clean in half.

 

[KLOL506]

Eh, now that Altair got a bump to 2.57x Gobbo's AP, I wonder if anyone's gonna be mad enough to pit Gobbo against the Templar Slayer, especially considering the fact that Altair's armor LOLNOPES the Gate Scroll.

 

[Drite77]

i vote for Jimmy FRA

 

[Sorvoe551]

Does Jimmy have any of his weapons?

 

[KLOL506]

I think so.

 

[Therefir]

This is probably a stomp, Jimmy is 2 times stronger than the Goblin Champion, who mortally wounded GB with a single blow, GB's scroll is also 2 times stronger than Jimmy, but this means he can actually withstand an attack from it, GB has no chance of winning.

 

[Jasonsith]

This is probably a stomp, Jimmy is 2 times stronger than the Goblin Champion, who mortally wounded GB with a single blow, GB's scroll is also 2 times stronger than Jimmy, but this means he can actually withstand an attack from it, GB has no chance of winning.

Okay change my vote to Jimmy per his AP upgrade.

(<7.5x AP is not a stomp by our standard.)

 

[Litentric_Teon]

No, it's still a stomp. Simply by the virtue that we know for a fact that Jimmy can one shot him, and tank GS's trump card.

If GS has no plausible win condition, then it's a stomp. He doesn't have one here, so it's a stomp.

 

[Jasonsith]

No, it's still a stomp. Simply by the virtue that we know for a fact that Jimmy can one shot him, and tank GS's trump card.

If GS has no plausible win condition, then it's a stomp. He doesn't have one here, so it's a stomp.

Then by your standard almost all character versus matchup is a stomp because 2x AP difference is a stomp already in your eyes. This one is just Jimmy low diff.

 

[DMUA]

There are plenty of matches where both sides can win

This one where Jimmy punching them once will be a TKO?

not among them.

 

[Litentric_Teon]

Not true. In most other matches like this, the character has a win condition, it's just unlikely to come about.

How does GS win against someone who can one shot him? Meaning he can't really physically hurt them? Use his trump card. Only that doesn't work here because Jimmy can tank it.

So how does GS win here? He doesn't. Meaning he has no way to win. Though if you believe it's decisive, then please provide GS with a plausible win con.