Gingerbread Man vs Mr. Burns

[Frieza_force_soldier_100]

This fight was never finished before GBM's profile got deleted. I moved his profile to the Joke Battles Wiki. Now we can finish this fight, starting over from the beginning. The result will be added only to GBM's profile, since that's how battles involving Joke Battle profiles work. This is still a serious fight.

Speed is equalized. Burns is hungry, making him want to fight GBM.

Burns

GBM

 

[Imaginym]

Considering it's JBW, it may be relevant that the Gingerbread Man can survive exiting the oven & landing on the floor, & survive the KE of his own running, although he has no showings of surviving impacts, & canonically was killed by a fox, which are 10-C.

Given that Burns is hungry, he'll probably go after it, & probably bare-handed. Burns can lift things like bowling balls, baseball bats & firearms, so he could easily overpower the Gingerbread Man by LS.

Even if the Gingerbread Man could punch or kick or such without cracking his ostensibly brittle, gingerbread body, with speed equalized, he'd be hard pressed to evade Burns's grasp. Burns has survived stronger things than a cookie's arm moving its full range of motion, & if the Gingerbread Man tried ramming him, he'd probably severely damage, if not destroy himself, considering he could be broken by a fox's bite.

So I'd say Gingerbread Man attacking Burns is suicide. He probably lacks the size to deal notable damage with regular attacks -& could possibly be evaded just by Burns moving given the cookie's tiny range of motion- if he rammed himself, he'd severely damage himself or worse, & Mr. Burns, even if he struggles with things like lifting baseball bats, is still lifting them, meaning he could probably overpower, if not break The Gingerbread Man in his grasp.

Voting Mr. Burns. The Gingerbread Man's only means of offense seem so unfavorable that he'd likely lose before Mr. Burns's Stamina runs out.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Burns fra

 

[MintyBoi1]

Burns FRA

 

[Lloydblitzed]

Burns FRA