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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 14

After taking a pretty good look at Japan, i teleport to Mexico city.

When i get that, all i see is a beam of energy from a kind of robot hiting the city, destroying it and it's surroundings.

"Ah not again!" I say.
 
Hl3 or bust said:
As the second snake thing is reduced to particles smaller than the eye could discern, i hear the crunching of leafs as many more are seemingly coming for me
[Would the Rahkshi do this under your instructions WHY?]
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[since I'm not actively controlling them rn they probably would. I did at Max only leave about a hundred at the old base. You should also be careful as some of them do have powers like putting you in a stasis field, slowing your movement and matter manipulation etc]
 
[@Crimson

Nah, Japan prefers ramaining on his own for now,]

@Dragon

I think with all the stuff that happened, a day must have passed.

Also none of our characters has slept in 3 days, so we all get sleep depravation problems ovo]

@Christian

Smol Mothra has landed on your back and has started sleeping.
 
[eh, the only one that could be an issue is the stasis field as stuff like disintegration is on touch, and i'm far faster than them]

I raise my finger again, this time firing many beams of what i can now tell is plasma, causing many of the things to melt into white-hot slag, although there are still quite a few coming
 
I fire several more bursts of plasma beams, leaving only a few of the things left, one of which i find myself unable to approach, although it doesn't stop me from turning it into a pill
 
The robot, who is basicaly a large metal skeleton, comes to me and asks "WHO ARE YOU?"

I respond by punching him away.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT."

He charges at me.
 
After melting the last few of the things things, turning one other into a pill for keks, and i eat both pills as i go on my way
 
Wondering what i can only assume was at one point the east-asian countryside, i find a women with a large, black horn and large sword wandering through the forest, although she doesn't seem to notice me
 
"Oh, there you are-"

He then saw the Devil's head on the floor. Apparently, that was still there.

"I'M IN DEEP S**T!"
 
As the robot charges at me, red energy is fired at me. I reflect it with a shield, hitting one of its arms. He still doesn't stop and punches me in the gut, throwing me back a bit.

I make a wall of fire to try and melt him, but he absorbs the fire and lauches 5 bombs at me, each with "500 megatons" written on it.

They explode in a massive blast, which throwns me back a few hundred kilometers.
 
[Unsure if being approved automatically means if I can start RPing so... Just tell me to delete this].

Welp, it's official, world has gone to shit, people got some weirdass power shit, and all I've done is turn this tree into the shape of a dick. Wait that rhymes... huh, neat!

But in all honesty you should probably find some food, sure I got Spiral and whatnot, but it's KAMINA Spiral, and that shit sucks DICK, I mean I got magic too, but that's emotion dependent, and I ain't really feeling a whole hell of a lot either way.

I get up, dusting off my pants from all this ******* rubble, I got like this ONE stone that punctures my skin much like a knife would to thread, but im too ******* lazy to actually get rid of it, not like I'll get SICK or anything from it amirite?
 
"Neat.

I'll place a speaker in your cave. Just pressthe large button and talk in it to contact me"

I tp back to my base.
 
"Alright. Hey, little buddy, it's okay. Just don't look...it's what happens when you don't pay me back." He said, finally having revenge.
 
I begin to hear something reminescent of...................whistling...............in my mind..............well this hasn't gone too well

The women swings her sword at the tree i'm hiding in, causing the entire tree-line in that direction to be obliterated, although i'm more than fast enough to dodge it and kick both sides of her head as i fly past her, reducing it to a thin paste before it begins to rapidly regenerate
 
Okay, standing in place is boring, where to go where to go.... I mean, there's nowhere of which I should logically have in mind, the world just ****** itself so hard up it's own rectal cavity that I'm not sure if this is selfcest or masturbation.


Point is, where the **** to go....

Wait! Magic!

Okay... Hmm, I sense SOME life like.... somewhere.

"Eeenie Meenie Minee Mo, North is the way I'll go"

North it is then!
 
"******* hell." The place was now a wasteland.

"IM AM NOT DONE WITH EXTERMINATION." Said the robot.

He creates a wormhole and hundreds of thousands of small bombs drop from it. I manage to dodge the blast and shoot a few hundred lasers at the robot. He absorbs some lasers and hit by others, melting of a little bit of his metal skin.

He then makes a giant space cannon, which fires a massive laser at me.

"I sense a pattern." I say.

I use power gear and fire a massive charge shot against the laser. They both null each other, making a explosion that shines on the entire hemisphere.
 
The giant explosion distracts the lady as i turn her body into a pill, but a few seconds after i eat it, she reappears nearby and continues to slash at me, although i can still easily dodge it
 
Christian Higdon said:
"Alright. Hey, little buddy, it's okay. Just don't look...it's what happens when you don't pay me back." He said, finally having revenge.
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Smol Mothra is still a bit scared, but he follows your advice.
 
High energy reverberations are abound in the air per the detonation of the bomb, however since I'm far as **** away, I don't feel shit, sans a miniscule sensation that is...

Jesus **** this is boring, I got an idea!

Energy swells throughout my body, flowing through my veins as it leaves them alit with a green glow with the fervor of a million suns... metaphorically that is.

"HELLO, ANDO HEAVEN!" And just like that I giant ass green tornado is shot upwards, I'd say atleast into the Stratosphere, should be big enough for SOMEONE to pick up on.

Don't get me wrong I LOVE having Magic and Spiral, but I wish I pulled like GaoGaiGar, then I'd ACTUALLY have Hell and Heaven! But of course, I should ultimately be grateful for the powers of which I bear, less whatever the **** of which gave them to me so wishes to revoke them... Please don't
 
"Yeah...That arsehole was too much of a d-bag. He had it coming ever since he banished me." Kabus said, punting Satan's head.
 
The robot was in the middle of the explosion. He absorbs most of it and becomes a massive, Moon sized space cannon before firing a giant explosion at Earth.

I stop time, go to it and kick in the side, redirecting the explosion to the side, just barely missing Earth.

The robot becomes normal again as i punch the absolute shit out of it, the robot barely staying together.
 
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