Disappointments (Dan Hibiki vs Bloonchipper)

[Robot972]

Not sure if this'll work, but I really want to use Bloonchipper ^^;


Dan Hibiki vs Bloonchipper

Speed is equalized
Bloonchipper is in base
Combatants start 5 meters apart


Dan Hibiki:
Bloonchipper:
Inconclusive:

 

[00potato]

How will the chipper hurt dan? Can he suck up a dude?

 

[Robot972]

Now that you say that, I remembered that Bloonchipper doesn't get its larger funnels until 9-A... Even then, the suction funnel doesn't actually seem to change. It's more just crushing the MOABs into the small hole

It could certainly fit his individual limbs, but unless it can manage to suck Dan's limbs in, that won't be happening cause he definitely isn't stupid enough to stick his arm in a woodchipper

 

[00potato]

Dan just turns it off probably.

 

[Robot972]

A fittingly disappointing ending...

 

[FRIMI]

bloons dont just straight up wander into the chipper, they're sucked in. Bloonchipper has at least some sort of intelligence since it has targeting options ingame, so it should be able to suck in Dan's arms. Regardless, when you compare the size of a chipper to the size of a monkey, I think it's safe to say it could at least fit Dan's whole torso. I know that ingame sizes are inconsistent on account of game mechanics, but this is also fairly consistent with real world woodchippers. So at this point the question is whether or not Dan can avoid being sucked in while still approaching the chipper

 

[Robot972]

That's what I was wondering. Heavy Duty Suction allows the Bloonchipper to suck up Lead Bloons, which are too heavy to be lifted by the Wizard and Druid's storms (though they are still popped by the more powerful storms)

 

[ElixirBlue]

I’m leaning on the Wood chipper repeating its role in a Slasher film.

 

[Flashlight237]

That's what I was wondering. Heavy Duty Suction allows the Bloonchipper to suck up Lead Bloons, which are too heavy to be lifted by the Wizard and Druid's storms (though they are still popped by the more powerful storms)

Does anyone know how hollow those lead balloons are, though? Granted lead is the densest affordable thing out there, but still.

 

[FRIMI]

no, we unfortunately don't know how thick the layer of lead is. It is hollow to an extent though. Inside a lead bloon is 2 black bloons and inside each black bloon is 2 pink bloons, followed by a yellow, then green, blue, and finally red. Each of these are are only made of rubber though

 

[Robot972]

Does anyone know how hollow those lead balloons are, though? Granted lead is the densest affordable thing out there, but still.

No, but for calcs, we just assume they're regular balloon hollowness. Of course, that wouldn't actually be heavy enough in the real world, but Lead balloons in general are a scientific impossibility at that size. So it's really just Bloon magic as with everything else

 

[FRIMI]

yeah pretty much. Same logic with ceramic bloons

 

[Robot972]

Sizing in the Bloons universe in general is really annoying, just because of how the Bloons function, and the fact that a single Bloon can contain multiple Bloons of another type (not to mention you get a chain of bloons containing 2. In reality, the Lead Bloon should probably be like 2.5 meters in size at least and the ceramic way larger, but that gets into a lot of guesstimates so for simplicities' sake, we try to overlook that.

 

[FRIMI]

yeah, but I think it's fairly safe to assume that the chipper can at least fit a human inside it. The real question now is simply one of weight. The biggest issue is that the jump from ceramic to MOAB is massive weight-wise