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Can steve defeat your favorite character with his insult?

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Steve from the Tank man series hits your favorite character with this hard hitting comeback, how does your favorite character fare?

Bonus: how does your least favorite character do?
 
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Mew? It only shows itself to those with a strong desire to see it, & since it can become invisible at will, it probably isn't visible when Steve insults it
"What are you even insulting? There's nothing to see to call ugly."

Mew is described as highly intelligent, & able to use just about any move. In its level up moveset is Transform. Given that, it can probably Transform into something that can speak in a language Steve understands (Or if it's like Mewtwo, just speak, telepathically or otherwise.) & give him a better insult.

Alternatively:
A. Disarming Voice for Emotional Damage.
B. Hyper Voice. Blow apart his eardrums & his whole body. (Or Boomburst if you really want destructive decibels. Among a few other options.)
C. Hypnosis. Make him feel whatever suffering you want with mind control!
D. Roar. Scare him so bad he runs away in terror. Maybe chase after him & keep going to turn him into a crying mess & scar the loser for life.
E. Reveal self after having Transformed into Steve. "You're ugly."

Probably not the only ways Mew can abuse him.
 
Mew? It only shows itself to those with a strong desire to see it, & since it can become invisible at will, it probably isn't visible when Steve insults it
"What are you even insulting? There's nothing to see to call ugly."

Mew is described as highly intelligent, & able to use just about any move. In its level up moveset is Transform. Given that, it can probably Transform into something that can speak in a language Steve understands (Or if it's like Mewtwo, just speak, telepathically or otherwise.) & give him a better insult.

Alternatively:
A. Disarming Voice for Emotional Damage.
B. Hyper Voice. Blow apart his eardrums & his whole body. (Or Boomburst if you really want destructive decibels. Among a few other options.)
C. Hypnosis. Make him feel whatever suffering you want with mind control!
D. Roar. Scare him so bad he runs away in terror. Maybe chase after him & keep going to turn him into a crying mess & scar the loser for life.
E. Reveal self after having Transformed into Steve. "You're ugly."

Probably not the only ways Mew can abuse him.
He could probably shift shape into something more handsome maybe, call him ugly
 
He could probably shift shape into something more handsome maybe, call him ugly
That is also an option, but doesn't necessarily stop Steve insulting it. Better to teach the jerk a lesson. Plus, turning into Steve's likeness turns the insult on him, making him regret his action.
 
Meta knight: challenges him to a duel, if he doesn't accept, probably challenges him anyways and send him into the stratosphere.

Godzilla: depends on the version.
The intelligent ones will probably just crush him out of sheer anger.
The ones that don't understand human speech either ignore him or blow him up because he's in a tank and tanks are one of the classic things Godzilla destroys.

Mewtwo: Steve is f-ing dead. No chance in distortion world will he escape him. He'll probably get roasted with a scientific term beforehand as well. He might get spared if he apologizes to the normal mewtwo but if it's shadow mewtwo he'll be dead along with his planet.

Jotaro: replies in a way that Steve begins to cry himself

Wigglytuff (guildmaster): might begin to cry and thus use hypervoice and nuke the entire battlefield

Kirby: either doesn't understand understand him or gets sad and throws a friend heart at him
 
Ragna: He would just get angry and beat the crap out of Steve...I am more concerned on how Steve is going to run away when Ragna uses his Azure Grimoire on Steven.

Yu Narukami: He would be confused but respond calmly and probably try to be friends and create a social link.

Dante: He would just insult Steven back to where they have an insult off.
 
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