bus vs cell

[Dangeroustaco]

I once saw this joke video that's like 1 minute long and it briefly analyzes Magic School Bus versus Cell in a humorous way. Too bad the channel is deleted, but it was the inspiration for this thread.

Cell is in semi-perfect form. Takes place in deep space. Starting range is 7,000 miles. Speed obviously equal.

Ms. Frizzle teaches the class about bio-androids: 7 (I'm Blue daba dee daba die, Zeifyl, ThatDarnFish, Ionliosite, Soupywolf5, Listentomyrhytm, Frieza force soldier 100)

Cell absorbs the students through his tail: 0

Cell gets an F- for self-destructing the bus: 0

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Cell doesn't seem to resist reality warping, and The bus can just become so big and step on it.

Not 100% sure but I am leaning towards the school bus

 

[Ionliosite]

Didn't know there was a profile for that bus. Memories.

Anyway, Cell via being +, because I don't remember that bus using offensive hax often.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Wait, are they bloodlusted??

 

[Dangeroustaco]

Didn't know there was a profile for that bus. Memories.
Anyway, Cell via being +, because I don't remember that bus using offensive hax often.

star+ AP against large star dura?

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

If they are bloodlusted. Then definately voting for the bus due to hax and durability

if not, not 100% sure

 

[Ionliosite]

Sheet, didn't notice that dura.

The bus can just become so big and step on it.

Cell's regen says hi.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Ok then, Bus outhaxes it. But it ultimately matters if it is bloodlusted

 

[Dangeroustaco]

The bus' hax is never used offensively because I don't remember any point in the show where the bus or its driver were "willing to kill" someone or something. Now that they're in character but willing to kill, there's a chance they'll use hax offensively.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

So if it's bloodlusted. It outhaxes cell with reality warping and it wins.

 

[Dangeroustaco]

So if it's bloodlusted. It outhaxes cell with reality warping and it wins.

And that would pretty much be a stomp, so that's why it's not bloodlusted.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

If it isn't bloodlusted then the bus runs away because it never goes offensive

 

[Dangeroustaco]

If it isn't bloodlusted then the bus runs away because it never goes offensive

That would happen in the show because the bus was never "willing to kill" in any episode I don't think. But since this is a versus thread, it's forced to stay and fight. SBA is that they're in character like they always are, except willing to kill regardless of if it conflicts with being in character. Also part of SBA is that they cannot flee the fight for too long; they remain interested in the fight and must defeat the opponent in some way (wincon depends) whether they like it or not.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Bus would try to incapitate it but it wouldn't kill. Cell would use this oppurtunity and try to kill the bus but the bus has too much of a durability to be properly killed.

Incon

 

[Dangeroustaco]

try to incapitate it but it wouldn't kill

Ahem, "in character but willing to kill".

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Then it puts Cell in a cartoon or tries to step on cell. I don't think that would count as a win because SBA says you need to kill to win

 

[Dangeroustaco]

I don't think that would count as a win because SBA says you need to kill to wi

No, you can see the list of SBA wincons here.

 

[Strawboi]

What hax will the bus likely use?

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

The standard attacks for the bus are putting it into fiction, growing big and stepping it on it, and transmuting it. Which Cell doesn't resist besides him getting stepped on

 

[Ionliosite]

Given how things stand, I'll ask a new question: what's Cell's wincon?

 

[Schnee_One]

One shotting

 

[Ionliosite]

Oh right, he still has a good AP adventage. In that case, voting bus via hax.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Um, The durability of the bus is Large Star Level while the AP of cell is Star Level +. So the bus is more durable as bizarre as that sounds

 

[Ionliosite]

So Cell has no wincon?

 

[AConfusedPerson]

Bus wins

 

[Dangeroustaco]

NEITHER OF THEM HAVE AN AP ADVANTAGE.

Bus' AP is star level while Cell's dura is star level+.

Cell's AP is star level+ while Bus' dura is large star level.

As you can see both of them have higher durability than each other's AP.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Than it's up to hax to solve the issue which the Bus seems to win by just putting him into a movie

 

[Ionliosite]

So Cell has no wincon?

I'm asking this again.

 

[Soupywolf5]

Cell could always self destruct and force an inconclusive

 

[Ionliosite]

That won't work because Cell's AP isn't enough to damage the bus.

 

[Soupywolf5]

Except he killed a High 4-C (Full powered SSj Goku) with it Also

I don't actually know why I'm putting this here

 

[Ionliosite]

Oh, that's right. Count me as incon. Cell comits suicide and kills the bus.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

But, would cell kill himself right off the bat

 

[Zeifyl]

I'm voting for the bus. Cell won't kamikaze unless he realises that he's neck deep in sh**. And the bus will probably have haxed him to oblivion and back before then.

 

[ThatDarnFish]

If Cell blows up, he could just come back a few minutes later with his regen, since his Core can survive his self destruct. So it's less incon, and more Cell via suicide. Buuut I'm voting the bus for its countless Hax options. Cell won't go boom immediately, and that leaves the bus with more than enough options to incap Cell. From turning him into something harmless, to throwing him into an old movie or cartoon, or sending Cell back in time. Heck, it could probably regress Cell into an egg again with its time manipulation. It made a tree grow in moments, I figure it can do the same in reverse. Even if that's not an option, the bus still has more choices to win than Cell does, and more time to make those choises before Cell realizes that he can't win without possibly blowing himself up. Soooo. I vote the Magic School Bus.


Also, it can turn Cell into salmon eggs and have him fetilized by a salmon. That's a thing that happened.

 

[Soupywolf5]

Cell gets frazzled FRA

 

[Ionliosite]

Bus FRA then

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

Holy shit Ms.Frizzle ran over a weird giant insect FRA

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

We got 6 for the bus.

1 more until we hit grace

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

You need to remove a Confused person from the tally since he is a blocked troll