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Bill Cipher VS Jeff Bezos

Bezos orders the Washington Post staff to focus all of their attention on smearing Alex Hirsch as a suspected serial-rape-paedophile in collusion with Russia for an extended duration, while bribing his contacts in Silicon Valley to censor all social media posts that question his narrative as "false information". For kicks, he hires a legion of hackers to expose all of Alex's private details online, and his oligarch banker buddies to empty the accounts of Alex and all of his friends and family. He also makes sure to launch an Amazon Prime documentary series interviewing a legion of supposed victims. After Alex is eventually driven to suicide from living on the streets and being hounded by Twitter activists agitated by the hate-propaganda, all of western media is ordered to hush down the issue without a trace. In secret, Bezos acquires the bodily remains, and serves them to his dogs for dinner, while being unsatisfied that he didn't get sufficiently inventive during the ordeal, and has stuck to standard procedure for too long.

Yes, I really, really dislike most oligarchs. Does it show?
 
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