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Bad Ideas: Wanked Humans, Average Joes & Dem Legs

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Hmmm... I have a bad idea that involves stomps, kiccs & godly humans. I think making a profile on human legs & a Wall level/god tier human would be good! I'm reluctant on making one on humans in general on Joke Battles but Jesus Christ, how are these profiles even allowed!? Should I make it?
it's not like there's going to be a lot of jokes on them (the average joe may have less though).
 
I am interested, & I don't know of reasoning to disagree, currently.
I've made a blog post on the average joe & wanted feedback on it in a thread, but it hasn't really been answered.

Last night, I had the random thought of it's legs technically fitting in Vs Battles' standards for Superhuman Physical Characteristics just by having Superhuman Combat Speed (A kick is 30 m/s[117] or 60 mph[118])), & attacks that carry over thousands of Joules (They can produce 4694-5970 N for females & 8494-9016 N for males [99], which would be around the range of crushing a skull (around 500 kgf or 4903.3255 N standard gravity) despite reaching a maximum 1.425852562 KJ for females & 2.235317045 KJ for males [100][101]...A human kick would make 3.720086256 to 4.65372 KJ, meaning that it can break bones [96]). I'm pretty sure only a wanked version of dem legs is going to reach superhuman by Jokes Wikia standards.
 
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