Anyone Knowledgeable about SCP's Fifthists?

[Agnaa]

I'm working on a profile for an SCP whose lore has ties to The Fifth Church, is anyone here well-read on them and could help me out?

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

I mean.... I've read it. Still confused as all hell about it, but I've read all of it a couple of times. It is a strange hub. I can help if you want.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Cosmic Starfish with a nymphomaniac cult that destroyed the universe with a self-help book

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Hillbillies obsessed with 5, that's the extent of my knowledge. Fifthists are one of the groups ive read very little about unfortunately

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

^^^and that

mainly in the form of a disc that does stuff related to 5, like sending stuff to the 5th dimension

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

^What Weekly said. That's pretty much the extent of the entire hub. I've trawled almost the entire site dozens of times, and the Fifthists are the only group that annoys me every time I read their pages.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Yeah, i think the only GOI even close to being as vague is the Oneriroi Collective

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

The only stuff i can remember about their god (the aforementioned Cosmic Starfish) is that he's more powerful than Mek/Yal

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that their god is SCP-2678, if that helps.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I think that's some kind of sensory equivalent, and not the thing itself

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Yeah 2678 isnt the Starfish itself

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Well. That shows either how stupidly confusing it is/how stupidly stupid I am if I've read it 10 or so times, and can't even figure out who their god is....

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Their god is a literal cosmic starfish

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

btw, that tale is a pretty good TL;DR of all the gods

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

1 sentance in, saw that the DEER is involved, I am happy.

 

[Agnaa]

Great, any ideas how 2495's fifthist stuff ties to 2747?