Peppersalt43
They/Them- 21,948
- 5,876
Living Armor : 7
Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-nature : 0
Incon : 0
9-B versions used
First key Scout and Demoman used
4 Animated Armors are present (Or 3 if it's a stomp for them)
Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk
Demoman has Eyelander, Charge n' Targe, and his boots
Story below
Scout and Demoman arrived at a castle, the former being invited by the latter after the previous, incident. Entering the place, they were met by grey stone bricks and human armors placed neatly by the hallway. At the end of it was an odd statue of a slightly overweight presumably Scottish woman sitting by a table.
"Thanks for inviting me to your family holiday, Tavish. It means a lot, man" said Jeremy
"Yer welcome, lad. Don't worry too much about Pauling, least it means there's a shred of normalcy in that lass" replied Tavish, causing his friend to look down and sigh "Listen, I brought ya here so you can get over all of it. You'll find another lady, you just gotta stop with that milk thing!".
"Y-y-yes sir!".
"Good, now where did I put mah bag of scrumpeh?"
While Demoman was looking for his bag, Scout immediately rummaged through his bag in panic. Knowing what would happen if Tavish discovered his bottle of "milk", he quickly placed in on the table, disguising it as part of the dinner set. "Alright, I found it" said Demoman, much to his friend's relief "Now let's offer these bottles to the sta... Oh it's already loaded, how odd. Oh well". He then stepped on a pressure plate, causing the statue to grab the hidden bottle, much to the terror of Jeremy. Automatically, the liquid was poured into the mechanism and in an instant, it began to tremble and spasm.
"What in the bloody hell did you do!?" asked Tavish.
"I don't know! I didn't do anything!" replied Scout.
"Mann Milk detected, activating curse" said the statue in an automated voice.
Suddenly the many armors in the hallway began to animate, approaching the 2 mercenaries. They may not have eyes yet the need to kill could be felt.
"Wait guys, please! I can explain" said Jeremy.
Scout indeed cannot explain
Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-nature : 0
Incon : 0
9-B versions used
First key Scout and Demoman used
4 Animated Armors are present (Or 3 if it's a stomp for them)
Scout has stock weapons except his pistol which is replaced with Mad Milk
Demoman has Eyelander, Charge n' Targe, and his boots
Story below
Scout and Demoman arrived at a castle, the former being invited by the latter after the previous, incident. Entering the place, they were met by grey stone bricks and human armors placed neatly by the hallway. At the end of it was an odd statue of a slightly overweight presumably Scottish woman sitting by a table.
"Thanks for inviting me to your family holiday, Tavish. It means a lot, man" said Jeremy
"Yer welcome, lad. Don't worry too much about Pauling, least it means there's a shred of normalcy in that lass" replied Tavish, causing his friend to look down and sigh "Listen, I brought ya here so you can get over all of it. You'll find another lady, you just gotta stop with that milk thing!".
"Y-y-yes sir!".
"Good, now where did I put mah bag of scrumpeh?"
While Demoman was looking for his bag, Scout immediately rummaged through his bag in panic. Knowing what would happen if Tavish discovered his bottle of "milk", he quickly placed in on the table, disguising it as part of the dinner set. "Alright, I found it" said Demoman, much to his friend's relief "Now let's offer these bottles to the sta... Oh it's already loaded, how odd. Oh well". He then stepped on a pressure plate, causing the statue to grab the hidden bottle, much to the terror of Jeremy. Automatically, the liquid was poured into the mechanism and in an instant, it began to tremble and spasm.
"What in the bloody hell did you do!?" asked Tavish.
"I don't know! I didn't do anything!" replied Scout.
"Mann Milk detected, activating curse" said the statue in an automated voice.
Suddenly the many armors in the hallway began to animate, approaching the 2 mercenaries. They may not have eyes yet the need to kill could be felt.
"Wait guys, please! I can explain" said Jeremy.
Scout indeed cannot explain
Last edited:
