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Sex v2.1 will include Bone Shrinking Juice, says CEO (Ned Leeds vs. Shrunken Bones)

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Shrunken Bones tranqs gg? I assume he's more used to combat than Ned.
 
I can only see this playing out as a plucky teenager going against a low-tier supervillaiin aand winning via whacky shennigans and teen spirit.

Ned vote.
 
I dunno, I don't think Ned has the combat IQ to do... anything here.
 
Shrunken blitzes, Massively Hypersonic+ against Normal Human
 
The idea of a blobby mass of flesh and regret overwhelming a kid at the speed of lightning is straight up out of a horror movie, ngl
 
That's not really that helpful given the non-linear battlefield, which can give Ned multiple hiding spots to avoid detection
 
The_Impress said:
That's not really that helpful given the non-linear battlefield, which can give Ned multiple hiding spots to avoid detection
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But what would happen then if they were actually face to face other than hiding from each other?
 
Propellus said:
But what would happen then if they were actually face to face other than hiding from each other?
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How fast can Bones pull out the gun vs. how fast Ned can laptop-smash to break his hand

Like, note Bones is 10-C, if Ned hits him hard enough he ain't recovering easy, and Ned can also hide in places to ensure he hits first, given he has homefield advantage
 
Ned doesn't even like combat. He's also not very good with the sling ring so incompetence will likely be his downfall.
 
I’d go for Ned he's pretty good at sneaking around this building specifically which he has done successfully before when sneaking off from prom to the computer lab to be the guy in the chair doing so here would also be a great idea since this would allow him to get the jump on him with most likely the laptop to knock him out

The thought of ned beating up a man with osteoporosis amuses me too much
 
2019, Joker (2019) profile is made
Joker = meme
Lots of Joker matches are done despite him not being really interesting and are usually FRA'd immediately.

Personally I think it's kinda stupid to assume that this kid who has never been in a fight in his own life will suddenly turn into solid snake and brutally assassinate a crippled man without giving him a chance to land a shot after sneaking up to him with perfect efficiency.
 
Armor to an extent though you're overestimating Bones' combat experience as well. Guy has been in two fights total, and never tagged someone in them.
 
I mean, isn't he a Spider-Man villain? Not tagging him isn't really that bad of an anti-feat when it comes to shooting an unathletic teenager.
 
judging by the scans he tagged nighthawk who's really acrobatic
 
i mean i'm not saying the dude is particularly competent, i'm just saying he's competent enough to point and shoot
 
i doubt that, especially the violence part, he's fully in character and i seriously doubt he's cold-blooded enough to do that
 
I mean he isn't killing him, just a smack if enough to break his hand or something
 
idk if a generic "brittle bones" complaint is enough to assume that, could just be like, mild osteoporosis
 
Armorchompy said:
idk if a generic "brittle bones" complaint is enough to assume that, could just be like, mild osteoporosis
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And a laptop bash will still hurt like hell, and at full strength will very well disarm you.

Even stuff like bending over or coughing can cause fractures in osteoporosis, match arguments are completely valid.
 
Meh, I still think Bones' wincon is way more straightforward
 
I disagree.

Anyways match reached a conclusion, closing and adding.
 
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