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To which speed those feats scale?

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1. Dodging 3 meter closet falling on you
2. Dodging a brick that was thrown
3. Dodging a vomit
4. Dodging a cheetah attack
5. Dodging rain (not droplets, just moving away from the clouds before any droplet will hit)
6. Dodging car at full speed
7. Dodging a bus
8. Catching a fly/mosquito
9. Dodging an opening door
10. Dodging average human's punches
11. Dodging a cat's scratches
12. Dodging a tazer
13. Dodging a paper plane thrown at you
14. Catching falling phone from your arms
15. Dodging an earthquake
16. Dodging tsunami
17. Dodging sandstorm (not individual grains of sand, but the whole thing)
18. Dodging watergun/nerf gun's projectiles (I don't know how fast it travels)
19. Dodging chicxulub (meteor that killed dinosaurs)
20. Dodging responsibility
 
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Idk the top 19 but here my takes on 20th one:-

If someone dodges responsibility before it’s even assigned, that implies Immeasurable speed.🥀

If they dodge at the moment responsibility is handed to them, perhaps that’s just Relativistic reaction speed.
 
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Idk the top 14 but here my takes on 15th one:-

If someone dodges responsibility before it’s even assigned, that implies Immeasurable speed.🥀

If they dodge at the moment responsibility is handed to them, perhaps that’s just Relativistic reaction speed.
Damn, didn't know I was that op back then
 
They don't have "min-max" values, since they are not constant, but sure.

0 to infinite km/h (somewhere between these)
Well, assuming those feats have some values that (theoretically) could be measured. Basically, how fast could that closet fall? How fast brick could fly if someone throws it? Also for sandstorm/tsunami/earthquake feats - I think travelling away from those things could work, I just don't know how much of a range it takes on average and how to measure it
 
You gave no values all I can do is help you get there yourself.
1. Dodging 3 meter closet falling on you
You know gravity so as long as it wasn't thrown it should be falling at 10m/s^2 you can calculate the speed if you know how long the closet was falling for, you can also calculate that if you know the inicial distance and final distance, harder but doable.
2. Dodging a brick that was thrown
You would need to know the speed of the brick which is really hard to impossible unless stated, if done by a regular person then it won't be a good value since a normal person would be able to do it.
3. Dodging a vomit
Weird, I have no idea how to start, I don't think this would give any good value.
4. Dodging a cheetah attack
Depends, maybe if it is stated to be Cheetah top speed or maybe if you assume normal Cheetah attack speed this wiki has a page for the Cheetah might get you somewhere.
5. Dodging rain (not droplets, just moving away from the clouds before any droplet will hit)
Too many variables.
6. Dodging car at full speed
Depening on the car you can get the car's top speed by real life values, you still need distances.
7. Dodging a bus
Same as before
8. Catching a fly/mosquito
Fly speed using real life values but you need to calculate the distance moved to catch it
9. Dodging an opening door
Like the brick one you need to know at which speed was the door opening
10. Dodging average human's punches
I think we have that one if should scale to that value in reaction speed.
11. Dodging a cat's scratches
Same as Cheetah
12. Dodging a tazer
Depends of the human's attack speed
13. Dodging a paper plane thrown at you
too many variables
14. Catching falling phone from your arms
Same as the falling closet, distance time ect
15. Dodging an earthquake
You need to know the distance he made to run away from an earthquake.
16. Dodging tsunami
17. Dodging sandstorm (not individual grains of sand, but the whole thing)
Speed of natural disasters varies a lot, you also need the distance moved
18. Dodging watergun/nerf gun's projectiles (I don't know how fast it travels)
Varies a lot.
19. Dodging chicxulub (meteor that killed dinosaurs)
Distance moved, meteor falling speed.
20. Dodging responsibility
Immensurable, sooner or later it always gets you
 
You gave no values all I can do is help you get there yourself.

You know gravity so as long as it wasn't thrown it should be falling at 10m/s^2 you can calculate the speed if you know how long the closet was falling for, you can also calculate that if you know the inicial distance and final distance, harder but doable.

You would need to know the speed of the brick which is really hard to impossible unless stated, if done by a regular person then it won't be a good value since a normal person would be able to do it.

Weird, I have no idea how to start, I don't think this would give any good value.

Depends, maybe if it is stated to be Cheetah top speed or maybe if you assume normal Cheetah attack speed this wiki has a page for the Cheetah might get you somewhere.

Too many variables.

Depening on the car you can get the car's top speed by real life values, you still need distances.

Same as before

Fly speed using real life values but you need to calculate the distance moved to catch it

Like the brick one you need to know at which speed was the door opening

I think we have that one if should scale to that value in reaction speed.

Same as Cheetah

Depends of the human's attack speed

too many variables

Same as the falling closet, distance time ect

You need to know the distance he made to run away from an earthquake.


Speed of natural disasters varies a lot, you also need the distance moved

Varies a lot.

Distance moved, meteor falling speed.

Immensurable, sooner or later it always gets you
Thanks for helping me calcing some of those feats, but anyways here are some explanations: 1. Cheetah is running at it's top speed and the person dodged it; 2. assuming car and bus have the same values of car crashes from common feats page and distance is the same as it speed (assuming the cat drives at 33 m/s.and is 33 meters away); 3. assuming that person was standing still and dodged the tazer as soon as it was fired (basically how fast does tazer shoot); 4. assuming it's the fastest nerf gun we have currently
 
1. Cheetah is running at it's top speed and the person dodged it;
The Cheetah page has their top speed that's reaction speed.
2. assuming car and bus have the same values of car crashes from common feats page and distance is the same as it speed (assuming the cat drives at 33 m/s.and is 33 meters away);
You have the formula here even with the speed and distance of the car you still need the distance moved by the character, but I don't think it will give you a decent value, basically he has 1 second to move maybe 1 meter to dodge a car, that's less than human walking speed
3. assuming that person was standing still and dodged the tazer as soon as it was fired (basically how fast does tazer shoot); 4. assuming it's the fastest nerf gun we have currently
I have no idea, a little search says those might shoot at 55m/s but you would need an actual reliable source instead of the google AI.
 
This question is kinda off topic, but if human can't dodge punches, thrown brick or car when he had 1 second in advance - does it mean that his speed is Below average human level or it's an outlier?
 
This question is kinda off topic, but if human can't dodge punches, thrown brick or car when he had 1 second in advance - does it mean that his speed is Below average human level or it's an outlier?
I would say his speed would be at the average human level. The average person cannot dodge a punch unless they realize it beforehand, they cannot dodge a thrown brick unless the distance is long, and a 1 second advantage does not make a difference unless the car is far away.
 
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